League Of Mothers/Mothers Union

"WE BASE OUR SERVER NOT ON MERITOCRACY, BUT RETARDATION" - Supreme BigMan November 10th 2020

'The League of Mothers/Mothers Union', also known as the 'The Senate of Mothers', 'The Republic of Mothers' and (currently) 'The Empire of Mothers' or simply abbreviated as 'LOM', is the Discord server of an old group of friends that have created the plethora of things to be read on this wiki. Thus the wiki is named after it, with this page being used for visitors to give some context to whom the people mentioned on this wiki are and their mess of a group as a whole. The server has a rich history in itself, with few rules other than the 'BigMan Rule' and the worship of certain deities/saints. On the server they play numerous multiplayer games together and discuss a variety of topics ranging from politics, pop culture and philosophical/ethical debates. However most of it is just them speaking utter nonsense, with the main text channel being called 'For Chattin Bur Bur ', an iconic phrase used by Razza that insinuates you're talking utter crap.

In order to hide the identity of those mentioned on this wiki, members are called by their nicknames.

List of Members
Note that this is not every member and also not everyone in this list is still a member of the server:


 * Kelloggs: Server Creator (defo not supreme leader)
 * Rusty: Admin/Member
 * RoxyVelma: Admin/Member
 * Elyag: Admin/Member
 * Shmexi: Admin/Member
 * TheWoman: Admin (of the kitchen) /Member
 * Beauty: Admin/Member
 * Bilbo: Member
 * Winnin: Member
 * Joker: Member
 * Ginge: Member
 * Dazza: Member
 * VOR: Member
 * Finnysalvania: Member
 * Razza: Member
 * KB: Member
 * Ash: Member
 * CrapBag
 * Khajit
 * Weeb

Summarized Early History
On Tuesday the 27th of March 2018, Kelloggs created the server as a way to contact a small group of friends (Rusty and RoxyVelma). At the time, Discord was quite new to them and so they didn't know the capabilities of what it had to offer. Whilst it is not completely remembered if the servers name was the same, Rusty claimed it was just called 'Mothers Meeting' back when the server was made. However the server remained fairly dormant for a while until the servers rebirth when on the 31st of October 2018 (otherwise known as Halloween), Kelloggs invited a larger group of people to the server and thus it was truly born. Though there is some small debate on which day to celebrate the servers birthday, October 31st was when it truly felt like it came to life (plus the fact it's Halloween). Thus the 31st is generally regarded as the true beginning of the server and it has become a (hopeful) tradition that every year the server gets in a call and celebrates, as described below in  'The Halloween Anniversary Extravaganza' . It is important to note that the majority of the server are not actually mothers (yet) unlike how it comes across in its title. Though it is unclear as to why the server's name is 'The League of Mothers/Mothers Union'. Kelloggs (supreme leader) has said that the 'Mothers Union', a small organisation which is a part of Anglican churches largely based in England, was in his mind at the time of naming it (though it was peculiar why he was thinking about them in the first place). Initially as his first decree, he requested that everyone on the server must have the adjective 'Big' before their nickname as described in more detail below and created some channels such as the main channel being called 'For Chattin Bur Bur ' (as described in the intro) and another to discuss video games in ' Pro Gamers Only '. As listed bellow under the 'Gorf Takeover', there is a list of how many channels there are (note that this is subject to change and not accurate to what it is currently).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

The BigMan Rule and The Saint Bigs
The 'BigMan Rule', also known as the 'Big Rule', was the first and main rule on the server that every members nickname must have the adjective 'Big' before it with no space between the adjective and the noun, eg 'BigMan'. The fact that there is to be no space between the adjective and the nickname is because it expresses the fact that you are a 'Big', a sign of respect that Kelloggs has for the individual, but really it's the fact it just looks better. Though members will be given a warning, if they repeatably disobey this rule, the punishment is death (note that this does not apply on the wiki). Although being called 'Big Man' is a common phrase used by many people, the reason for this being prominent on the server is due to numerous reasons. The first is that when Kelloggs was at his college, he would regard his closest confidants as 'Big Man', no matter if they weren't actually big or even a man. In fact, the person whom got him to start saying it in the first place was a small woman whom used to call Kelloggs 'Big Man' all the time. Though as Kelloggs is incredibly retarded, he accidentally started to make many slips and so started to just call her 'Big Man' instead of 'Small Woman'. As Kelloggs is even more retarded than you might realise, he began to call almost everyone he knew in the same way and thus the nickname 'Big Man' was heavily used around him. The second reason emerged later on during 2020. Shmexi found a video of an old internet/radio presenter by the name of Michael Caracciolo, more commonly known as the Kid From Brooklyn. Whenever he'd start a rant he'd always open it with his iconic line "Ayyy the Big Man's back, www.TheKidFromBrooklyn.com." In light of this and that his comic material has made almost the whole server laugh at some point, he has become almost deified within the group and is parodied a great deal. Thirdly (and sorry for this one), due to the influence of Finnysalvania in 2021, Kelloggs started to find the meme character 'Big Chungus' slightly amusing and thus also likes to remind everyone of the large bunny's existence and to beat up anyone who doesn't find him funny. In the Tomb of Annihilation's final session, a character by the name of Big Man is portrayed as a cook serving Barbara at the 'Inn of the Thundering Lizard'.

The Revolts
Written by Joker

There have been multiple revolts on the server, however two of them are specifically remembered the most by the members. Most rebellions were lead by the villainous Elyag. During the first revolt, Elyag tried and failed to take power from the supreme leader Kelloggs and thus lead to the removal of Elyag's powers as Admin. This revolt was ended when the glorious supreme leader Kelloggs met in neutral territory and offered his admin powers back.

The Second notable revolt occurred when Elyag once again pissed off the glorious supreme leader and thus had his admin powers removed. This lead to him getting a backing of many members who left the server to form the new 'League of Mother's Two Electric Boogaloo'. Elyag and his right hand man Joker were both forgiven by the glorious supreme leader, and their place in the League of Mothers was restored.

The Gorf Takeover
Written by Shmexi

On the 13th of August 2020, a large scale coup took place on the server under the command of Shmexi with his accomplices RoxyVelma and Elyag, with possibly even more help from other members. During this time, this extremist religious group took control of the server and began to change every aspect of the server with something to do with the mysterious individual named 'Gorf'. This Gorf seemed to be a broken English version of the popular ginger cat Garfield, with the group even changing the servers name to 'The Senate of Gorf/Gorfs Union' and changing all the chat room names, each member's nickname and even the server's picture with something to do with Gorf. This led to the forming of 'The Religion of Gorf' which fought to overthrow KBism the current religion of the server. This all occurred whilst Kelloggs was preoccupied with something else and so upon him eventually realizing what had happened, he hired the aid of Rusty to create a protection for his server so that such a thing would never happen again (at least to this scale). Rusty developed the bot 'Praetorian Guard' to protect the server from anymore Gorf propaganda and thus the server was restored to its original order and everything/everyone was saved. Though the group fought hard for their religious freedom the bot slowly advanced eradicating any aspect or mention of Gorf, even getting to the point of removing any GIF available when you searched in 'Garfield' or 'Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties'. Rumor has it that the group are planning a return, but this is all rumor and has not been proven or enacted yet.

 List of Things Changed 

Text Channel Names:


 * For Chattin Bur-Bur - For Chattin Gorf
 * Pro Gamers Only - Pro Gorfs Only
 * Simping - Simpin for Gorfs
 * All Cry For Elyag - All Cry For Gorf (name remaining as a reminder of the takeover)
 * Deep Shit - Gorf Shit
 * Moosic - Gorf Moosic
 * Politics - Gorf Politics
 * Dank Memes - Gorf Memes
 * Lyric Spam For Shmexi - Lyric Spam For Gorf
 * Controversial Shit - A Controversial Gorf
 * Shitty Movies - Gorf Movies
 * The Vid Ting - The Gorf Ting
 * Warhammer Fookin Shite - Gorfhammer Fookin Shite
 * D and D Fookin Shite - Gorf and Gorf Fookin Shite
 * Civ V Fookin Shite - Gorf V Fookin Shite
 * Minecraft Fookin Shite - Gorfcraft Fookin Shite
 * Cursed Images - Gorf Images

Voice Channel Names:


 * Church Council - Gorf Council
 * Dystopian Chat - Dystopian Gorf
 * Utopian Chat - Utopian Gorf
 * Loner Channel - Gorf Channel (never alone with gorf)
 * MC Chat - GC chat

The Resurgence

After the very effective time (about 3 days) during the bots reign of censorship against anything gorf, a loophole was found. The autistic group could spell out whatever they wished with the discord letter emojis, and so gorf returned. Before the bot could be updated by its fascist leader, one brain dead soldier who completely forgot about his admin powers took effect, though the bot out ranked him in the traditional way so he couldn't directly kick or ban it from the server. He found that he could ban the bot another way, by going into the server bot integrations he could manually remove its permissions until he could be kicked. And so the bot fell.

Discussions were made as to not make a bot of that kind in return there would be no uprising of that sort again.

A peace treaty was proposed, though acknowledged by Kelloggs and Rusty, they showed no desire to sign it at first. One of the members to speak out against the peace, actively calling for violence and eradication (much like a certain someone with a very nice mustache). Showing a clear hatred, "PURGE is the only solution to your heresy. I WILL RESTART THE UNIVERSE JUST AS I HAVE DONE BEFORE". The followers of the prophet seeing this were hurt, they did not want such fighting and simply asked for peace, they would silence in return for no robot overlords. But this was clearly not good enough for the power hungry shadowy figure.

But the discussions still went ahead, the main instigators of The Gorf Takeover (Shmexi and Elyag) lead the discussions with Rusty and Kelloggs. Though at first they were reluctant thinking it would let the Gorf followers degrade the word of the one true KB, though this was not the intent of the treaty. Though it hurt the followers, they came to the agreement with themselves that they will silence the word of Gorf and prevent any such a takeover in return, all censor bots will be removed and none will be allowed on the server in the future as the bots simply fuel the autistic screeches and lead to spammers and even more fighting that needed.

So the first and hopefully last treaty of such a kind was written, the first signers were Shmexi with a cool ass name from cooltext.com, Khajiit (signing as Bazza his alter-ego from another server), RoxyVelma and Elyag. After the discussions the very reluctant Kelloggs signed next, followed by Rusty.

The Halloween Anniversary Extravaganza
2020

Written by Shmexi

To celebrate the server turning two years old, on the 31st of October 2020, the server held a Halloween/anniversary call, named the 'The Halloween Anniversary (Costume) Extravaganza'. At the time, Covid-19 had made personal meet ups near impossible and most people would have to self isolate rather than meet up with their friends IRL. Thus over Discord they came together, with a large amount of members joining at some point, the majority wearing a costume. One by one revealing their weird and wonderful costumes:


 * Kelloggs - Hulk Hogan/Bulk Bogan (his character in the D&D campaign of Baldur's Gate: Decent into the Sewers where he played a mix of The Amazing Bulk and the wrestler Hulk Hogan)
 * Elyag - A Parrot (arguably one of the better costumes, his full body parrot costume was something to see. He did look like Al from Toy Story 2 though)
 * Rusty - Hacker man (as he described to Shmexi, it ended up just being dark clothes with the only light being his monitor making him seem like a floating head)
 * Shmexi - A Priest (his priest slowly turned into a pissed priest as the night went on and he drank way more than he should)
 * TheWoman - Society Man (initially showing up in her fast food outfit for her job, the group convinced her to use her makeup to look like the joker also known as society man to the group)
 * Beauty - Himself (he didn't need a costume, he showed up to laugh at us and be very sexy. This is one of the few times he partook in server activities and made it an even greater night).
 * Bilbo - Ass Ketchup/Storm Trooper (initially showing up in his storm trooper jumper, he changed into his Ash Ketchum outfit being renamed 'Ass Ketchup')
 * Winnin - Pirate (showing up in pirate regalia and two pistols in hand)
 * Joker - Gay Man (at first showing up as himself, the group made him wear a gay pride flag turning him into gay man)
 * VOR - Cat (with cat ears, the voice of reason showed up. Outing them-self as a furry, though she didn't know)
 * Finnysalvania - Wizard with Hat (literally just a wizard with a pointy hat from Harry Potter)
 * Razza- Spider-Man Symbiote Suit from Spider-Man 3 (at first not wearing a suit he was bullied into becoming the best character in Spider-Man 3)

The night started out with the reveal of each costume, laughing at each one. The typical shit posting and talking as usual on a LOM voice chat occurred, until the highly anticipated (by Shmexi) bi-annual "who has the least life" award. Where Rusty created a chart showing who has posted the most on the server. Since the servers creation, Elyag has held the lead by thousands, but due to a mix of quarantine and an overuse of the music bot to play his 'tunes' playlist, this year Shmexi managed to pull the lead this game by just under one thousand.

This was followed by a reveal by Kelloggs who revealed a 'Mister Blue Sky' edit of photos of the members of the server and its close friends. The server has always held photos of its members whether they waned to or not, whether it was an embarrassing photo from when they created a band (Elyag, I'm looking at you), a photo of them unconscious at their 18th covered in graffiti from their family and friends who found a marker (RoxyVelma) or a wholesome collage of everybody in the server. This edit was definitely welcome and a brilliant way to commemorate the servers two year run and allowing the group to stay in contact for so long.

For whatever reason Elyag wanted to torment everyone on the call, as if to remind everyone of the season he played a looped version of a Spooky Scary Skeletons Trap Remix, though muted my most, the trap remixed played through the night to torment hose who were drunk enough to cope with it. Through the discussion of the music, BigBeauty brought up the topic of Minecraft rap battles. Drunk enough to not really care, Elyag and Shmexi put themselves forward to have a Minecraft themed rap battle. Elyag taking the victory as the minecraft rap champion, they tried to push the others to do it but they couldn't budge them to rap against each other, instead having them work together to sing a Minecraft parody version of Jake Paul's 'It's Every Day Bro'. The night continued with the server members bobbing in and out of the call with the few constant members playing an online version of cards against humanity and the popular game scribl.io. Eventually abandoning the idea of the game, they talked, eventually finalizing their idea to start a podcast and to continue with their youtube channels. So be on the look out for the LOM podcast coming soon... (it happened, scroll down)

2021

Written by Kelloggs

Once again, the server returned (though on the 30th rather than the 31st) to celebrate the LOM's 3rd birthday with a Halloween/anniversary call. Whilst last time the reason for it not being in person was due to Covid-19, this year most of the group had gone to university and so would be unable to see each other face to face. However to relive like last time they grew some balls and a big chunk of the server got a costume on, one by one revealing themselves:


 * Bilbo - Taking over the place of Joker last year, he took on the form of Gay-Man. Wearing mostly pride coloured attire (even a bow tie). He truly claimed the title.
 * RoxyVelma - Though clearly on a budget, he made his debut with (Bin) Bag-Man, a bin bag made outfit (where he almost looked like he was off to a KKK rally) and also looking somewhat like a superhero, protecting the mean (champagne socialist) streets of Cambridge. "The Bin is silent" - RoxyVelma.
 * Finnysalvania - Though promised to much of the League for what felt like over a year, our resident fem-boy arrived in a very well done cosplay of D.Va (Overwatch tank) and damn did he pull it off, one of the best costumes of the night.
 * TheWoman - Luckily for the woman, she didn't have to do much for this one as she already looked strikingly similar to the iconic meme character 'Becky', the female version of 'virgin'. Was rather an upvoted costume you could say...
 * KB - Making his debut with a social gathering for a change, our Lord arrived fully cladded in his airsoft get up, looking like a Rainbow 6 Siege character. His keyboard which had a multicolour system made this even more accurate (he also appeared to try and kill himself multiple times).
 * Beauty - Like last time, he didn't need to wear a costume, he showed up to laugh at us and be very sexy. However this time he was anointed as the character Condom-Man. Many pictures were taken of him being an utter chad.
 * Rusty - One of the best costumes presented on the night. At the start of the event he would frantically rush to get some batteries, with the league wondering what he was going as. When he returned he revealed himself as a large inflatable T-Rex. A complete surprise and just pure king like (wp big man gg).
 * Elyag - Though slightly unfair as he has a whole cupboard of epic costumes, the man made another rather impressive appearance(s), first appearing as Hagrid with a pink umbrella, then later as Maui, another 'god like' costume (see what I did there).
 * Kelloggs - In his words "rather a basic bitch costume" and didn't hold a candle to the other outfits, he would present himself as the first citizen of Rome (a Roman emperor in case any of you reading are just a pure plebeian).
 * Shmexi - Arriving a lil later on due to going to Wetherspoons (as you do), he would reveal himself looking completely dapper in his minion tuxedo suit. He was drowning in women the entire night I'll tell you now.
 * Razza - Even though he was out on the town, he'd rock up in the discord call as the infamous American killer Ted Bundy. At one point going all the way to Finnysalvania's house to pay him a visit...
 * Winnin - Though not joining the call itself, it was revealed she had gone in an outfit looking like either a daffodil or the sun from the Telly Tubbies, we would have to decide.

Like the previous year, the LOM chatted for a bit, waiting for the various members to show their wonderful costumes. As a call back to last year, Beauty and Elyag attempted to do a Fortnite rap battle, but this didn't get very far (thankfully). As more people rocked up and flatmates were shown to people on the VC, Kelloggs got the server together to show them something...

On the LOMCast channel, Kelloggs had collaborated with the legend himself 'Big Man Tyrone' in making a video that the server seemed to very much enjoy, with Shmexi even saying “Genuinely the best thing I’ve seen all year”. Link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru49JWJEEyw. Rusty would once again make the members of the server feel like shit with his 'Who has the least life' award. Once again Shmexi took the lead by thousands, with Elyag coming second and surprisingly TheWoman beating Kelloggs (you don't hear that everyday do you) and taking third place.

The night continued on, with Kelloggs returning back from watching the film Dune (which he thought would never end). The group got into a discussion on Pringles and other random shite such as a reading of Ash's first chapter of his book 'Coaches Don't Play'.

The LOMCast
The LOMCast is the group's/Discord server's own Youtube channel made on the 24th January 2021. It houses the discord servers podcast, ran and edited by Shmexi, with the first and second episodes uploaded on his own channel, then being moved over to its own. The idea for the podcast truly came into being during the first Halloween Anniversary Extravaganza (2020), where there Shmexi, Kelloggs and Finnysalvania discussed the idea of making one. There are also other various videos uploaded by Kelloggs such as video game related content that the server's members play together and memes made by him too. In the upcoming months and hopefully years we plan on adding much more content and to grow as a whole, so be on the lookout fellow BigMen.

Link to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChM1hqEMnpXDty66XfNmSng