Lord KB

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

''Our Lord is everywhere, even possibly on the logo, on the navigation bar and on the background of this wiki. (Unless you're using the new Fandom Format)''

The Lord KB, also known as the 'God/Lord of Trolling/Trolls' is a deity found within the Velmaverse continuity. He and his religion of KBism is portrayed as a parody of Jesus of Nazareth and Christianity as well as the prophet Mohammed and Islam, with the figure head ultimately being his father Matt Bradley, aka God. KB himself is seen as the divine mostly attributed to the act of trolling. If one commits a troll, it is usually performed in his name and if so, they shall possibly be rewarded (or if not they'll just be gettin TROLLEDDD). His worshipers are known as Boomnades. He is regarded as an iconic character due to his iconic catchphrases, godly status and due to the real life person he is based upon.

The Lord KB first appeared in spectral form during the final session of the Tomb of Annihilation campaign and held a major part in the iconic event known as the Destruction of Port Nyanzaru. During the large scale battle between Vladamira Torunn and the balor summoned by the demon Barbara, Camila plus Jaffie and their companions began to pray for mercy whilst the entire city was set ablaze. Just as they had finished their last chant of "WWHHHHYYYYYYY" (a phrase used to praise KB), a large meteor headed straight towards the city and squashed the balor underneath it. Though due to its massive impact, destroyed most of the city and killed the majority of it's occupants, with KB only shielding those whom prayed in his name. After the dust had settled and the battle against the undead of the Chultian forest was over, a large group of civilians carved out a great temple inside of the meteor that had landed, naming it St Barry's Basilica. Here many services would be held in honor of the God of Trolling himself, with his worshipers naming themselves Boomnades and eventually representing 50% of the 'Port Nyanzaru Two: Electric Zookaloo's' population. Some of the Boomnades suspected that Vladamira herself was the one who orchestrated the fight just so that the gnome Zook would become her communist satrap.

During the epilogue session, the Comrades returned to the newly rebuilt city of Port Nyanzaru Two: Electric Zookaloo. There they went to the great building of Saint Barry's Basilica, built from inside of the great meteor sent by the Lord KB to save/troll the people of Port Nyanzaru. Aided by his worshipers, the Boomnades, they sent the party to where they needed to be to find what they were looking for, the tabaxi Camila for her crimes against the Russian Lady and her new companion, the Bear. UwU however stayed behind and learned more about their religion. Before long she had been crowned their pope in a matter of hours. During the final battle against Acererak, UwU and her now fellow Boomnades teleported into the fight, with her throwing her dagger at the ancient lich and killing him with it and thus ending the Death Curse.

The Lord KB is based on a member of the League of Mothers whom has never played D&D nor seems to have any wish in doing so in the near future. However, in the group and even beyond he is an incredibly iconic figure and known very much as a very mischievous individual and trollish in nature. In LOM lore he is/was regarded as a God even before the League was interested in D&D.